Think your phone/service is awesome? Nope

If you're feeling good about rocking the new Galaxy S III, iPhone 4s, Blackberry nobody cares or Windows bladdy bladdy blah....you might want to sit down and reach for the nearest box of Kleenex, because I'm about to make your cry a river of sadness because you spent $200 on shit.

I present to you the Softbank 102SH and the Aquos Phone Zeta - Highlights of both include: Dust/water proofing, mobile wallet (pay for anything/anywhere - want to buy a beer from a vending machine with your phone? no problem!), Mobile HDTV, control other gadgets with an IR controller and do global roaming with GSM, CDMA and get speeds up to 75 Mbps down. If that's not enough to send you into a rage spiral, how would you like to get 110 Mbps down and 10 Mbps up? With the Huawei 102HW Ultra WiFi hotspot you can :-)

I bet that if you went to Japan, bragged about your awesome new AT&T wtf ever phone...any typical Japanese would pat you on the head like a retard and say "well isn't that cute"?

So...now that you've read this are you feeling like running down to your local carrier of your choice and go postal on their asses for charging you out the wazoo for a stone age phone/service? Here are your two options:

or my personal preference